Day 1
'Do you think we still have a lot to walk?' asked the pin.
'No. We're almost there', replied the safety pin.
'Oh...' (the pin wipes off the sweat on his huge forehead)
Safety pin: Huh. (a sarcastic smile on his face)
Pin: What huh? (stops walking)
Safety pin: Nothing, okay? (bites his lips)
Pin: Jerk (coughs).
Safety pin: I beg your pardon?
Pin: Nothing. Actually no. (laughs out loud) You are a jerk. J-E-R-K.
Safety pin: Oh you want to know what I found to be so funny?
Pin: Yes, I reckon that would be a fair thing to do. Galloping galaxies!!! (eyes coming out of their
sockets)
Safety pin: What?!?
Pin: Sorry, that's just my spasmodic tic. Forget it.
Safety pin: O-o-k-a-a-y. (just to himself) Odd.
Pin: For a word meant to be heard only by you, that was quite loud. And the tic is really not my
fault.
Safety pin: Heh. No problem weirdo.
Pin: (only to himself) Why did I even accept to go with him? I mean the beach will be crowded anyway, I don't need another goof with me.
Safety pin: (didn't hear a thing; keeps walking)
Pin: How much of the road still left?
Safety pin: Not much. We're almost there.
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You have a blog and you can write jokes while walking towards a beach with someone whose name starts with 'J'.
WOW!
now whr's da serious 1 u tld me bout.............dis 1 is good.....waitin to see ur serious side!!! :)eln
whats with the safety pin?
The pin is so sarcastic :D i like him
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