Day Two
Pin: So...the second day...feels like it's been forever since yesterday...
Safety Pin: Well, it's been more than a day, for sure. You must have noticed how it sometimes happens lately...there is more than one day between "yesterday" and "today".
Pin: True...I told you the end of the world is coming!
Safety Pin: You're hallucinating. This world will never end. Earth will never stop spinning.
Pin: Look: you spin a ball (makes a circular gesture with his hand)...it keeps spinning, because of its roundness...but from a certain moment on, the ball will spin at a lower velocity...until it will completely stop (sudden clap of hands)
Safety Pin: (Laughs) Your theory is cute. Really now. But in no way you can simplify things like that.
Pin: Well everything has to have a pattern. First you create a small thing, and then the bigger thi....
Safety Pin: Shut up you moron! I mean...just shut up! Your idiocy is what I pity the most in you!
Pin: This is too much hatred and anger for me to handle (eyes looking down)
(3 minutes of silence)
Safety Pin: If you want to know...we're almost there...
Pin: Yes, thank you for the information.
Safety Pin: The girls you'll be seing there...eh? (grin) What do you say?
Pin: Spinning satellites!.....oh sorry....my spasmodic tic again...
Safety Pin: Hehe... is that how all you pins say?
Pin: (all red)...like you're so much different...you're pointed too, you know!
Safety Pin: Pointed I am...pointed I am...(stresses the "am")......wow...see the horizon...
Pin: I most certainly do...
(smile at each other)
sâmbătă, 21 iunie 2008
marți, 10 iunie 2008
The Longest Walk
Day 1
'Do you think we still have a lot to walk?' asked the pin.
'No. We're almost there', replied the safety pin.
'Oh...' (the pin wipes off the sweat on his huge forehead)
Safety pin: Huh. (a sarcastic smile on his face)
Pin: What huh? (stops walking)
Safety pin: Nothing, okay? (bites his lips)
Pin: Jerk (coughs).
Safety pin: I beg your pardon?
Pin: Nothing. Actually no. (laughs out loud) You are a jerk. J-E-R-K.
Safety pin: Oh you want to know what I found to be so funny?
Pin: Yes, I reckon that would be a fair thing to do. Galloping galaxies!!! (eyes coming out of their
sockets)
Safety pin: What?!?
Pin: Sorry, that's just my spasmodic tic. Forget it.
Safety pin: O-o-k-a-a-y. (just to himself) Odd.
Pin: For a word meant to be heard only by you, that was quite loud. And the tic is really not my
fault.
Safety pin: Heh. No problem weirdo.
Pin: (only to himself) Why did I even accept to go with him? I mean the beach will be crowded anyway, I don't need another goof with me.
Safety pin: (didn't hear a thing; keeps walking)
Pin: How much of the road still left?
Safety pin: Not much. We're almost there.
'Do you think we still have a lot to walk?' asked the pin.
'No. We're almost there', replied the safety pin.
'Oh...' (the pin wipes off the sweat on his huge forehead)
Safety pin: Huh. (a sarcastic smile on his face)
Pin: What huh? (stops walking)
Safety pin: Nothing, okay? (bites his lips)
Pin: Jerk (coughs).
Safety pin: I beg your pardon?
Pin: Nothing. Actually no. (laughs out loud) You are a jerk. J-E-R-K.
Safety pin: Oh you want to know what I found to be so funny?
Pin: Yes, I reckon that would be a fair thing to do. Galloping galaxies!!! (eyes coming out of their
sockets)
Safety pin: What?!?
Pin: Sorry, that's just my spasmodic tic. Forget it.
Safety pin: O-o-k-a-a-y. (just to himself) Odd.
Pin: For a word meant to be heard only by you, that was quite loud. And the tic is really not my
fault.
Safety pin: Heh. No problem weirdo.
Pin: (only to himself) Why did I even accept to go with him? I mean the beach will be crowded anyway, I don't need another goof with me.
Safety pin: (didn't hear a thing; keeps walking)
Pin: How much of the road still left?
Safety pin: Not much. We're almost there.
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